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PostSubject: Limerick Shmimerick   Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:58 pm

I like limericks! They are fun and a great way to exercise skills in organized verse—afterall, a line for each rhyme does not a poem make! So, here is a thread for folk to post fun and witty limericks (even dirty ones if that's your thing). While it is okay to post ones you've already written, it would be even more fun if our limericks could be improvised and related to the other posts in the thread. So, let me get started:

There was once a man anachronistic;
Who behaved in a manner sadistic.
When he ran over time,
In maintaining his rhyme;
It created a stir quite ballistic!

Kudos to whomever can catch the joke in that one Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:02 pm

Okay here it goes again:

We were dazzled with witty-fun lyrics,
And impressed by nonsensical lim'ricks.
Our uncoupulid ways,
Left a stupulid daze,
As we channeled the power of Learicks.

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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:21 pm

I'll give it a shot...

I am never the greatest at Limmericks.
I hold nothing, a bag of old, lame tricks.
I suffer from thought,
my mind full of squat.
Now I'll never know how to get cool chicks.


I came, I tried, I failed?

Haha,

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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:37 pm

If the goal of a right-witty lim'rick,
Was to use it to pick up a cool chick;
They would hardly be naughty,
Or so full of the bawdy.
Not impressed by these is any cool chick.
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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:58 pm

Here is my Limmerick:

There once was a woman turned cat lady,
who sat in her house which was all shady.
She talked to her cats.
And collected hats.
And never went out with her friend Brady.
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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:25 pm

One unfortunate cat was named Bubble,
Who was found cold and buried in rubble;
She was clearly a hoarder;
Not her only disorder.
Talking cats were the least of her trouble.
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PostSubject: Re: Limerick Shmimerick   Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:21 pm

Jon wrote:
One unfortunate cat was named Bubble,
Who was found cold and buried in rubble;
She was clearly a hoarder;
Not her only disorder.
Talking cats were the least of her trouble.

Aww Sad Kitty.... lol

It once was a glorious fall day out.
The sun and the wind giving all a shout.
I kicked up some leaves.
Got mud on my sleeves.
So now I'll just sit here and I will pout.

Not sure if this one actually works but it has the right number of syllables lol

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